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The following questions are about the recipient (victim) of the comedy gram. The more information you provide, the better the customised comedy gram.










Your Comedy Gram Personal Poem
 
Special Occasion telegram - this time its PERSONAL
When you book a Comedy Gram we make the experience as personal as possible.  That's why we need your help with some background information so that we can create a personalised poem just for your victim loved one. 
If you have booked a Comedy Gram you need to complete this questionnaire as soon as possible. That way we can do the best job possible and make the event the most memorable that it can be.  If you have any questions please call Comedy Grams on the number above.



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COMEDY GRAMS to Make Your Party POP! Ph: 0403868047

We have been in business for 40 years servicing Brisbane and the Gold Coast. We have recently begun servicing Toowoomba and the Darling Downs. Please note for bookings made at the last minute, please phone as an email or txt may not be seen. There is an extra $50 charge for late bookings.

Available, Gold Coast, Brisbane, Toowoomba, Darling Downs and Granite Belt Areas.

Prices vary on the area: $220 Gold Coast, Toowoomba $190 PH.0403868047. "My Bare Lady" memoirs from Australia's Queen of Burlesque Velvet Amour is now available. For a copy email velvet on This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it.

Singing Telegrams, Comedy Grams, Gorilla-Grams and Novelty-Grams

Great party entertainment to liven up your party with plenty of laughter. Let us make your occasion special and memorable. We can go to the office, the home and even to your restaurant to make your birthday, anniversary or any occasion lots of fun. ( however, no bucks parties thank you)

Add some WOW to your next party or business function by bringing to life a fantasy character to entertain, embarrass, scandalise or invigorate, or don't get mad get even.

All these Grams are lots of fun and make a party HAPPEN. So, if you want to have a great laugh at your party…..call COMEDY GRAMS now.

PH 0403868047

Every Gram comes with a personalised poem on the target involved, written on a beautiful scroll for them to keep as a memento of the occasion. If there is something, in particular, you would like, we can tailor any gram to your requirements. We are coming up with many new grams regularly OR, we can put something together especially for YOU.

	WILD EXOTIC BELLY DANCER Lots of fun for everyone! The belly dancer can dress up the birthday person and teach her/him how to dance as well as other people in the crowd. She will also select people to play instruments and get into the spirit of the party. Your belly dancer has a traditional Egyptian drummer dressed as a sheik. This is a great gram to get everyone clapping along and involved.
	PREGO GRAM A heavily pregnant lass comes to your party and asks “How could you leave me in this condition?” Making lots of noise and wanting to know what he is doing about the situation. With a few groans, your prego gram is very, very close to giving birth and moving in with you and the wife.
	DERO GRAM - Male A grotty, happy, drunk, burping and farting and doing what drunks do best. This drunk is straight off the park bench! Singing loudly you are never quite sure what this happy go lucky drunk will do next.
	DERO GRAM - Female The female dero is just as funny and unpredictable as her male counterpart as she knows her victim well from 'the old drinking days'. Embarrassing funny, loud and way too happy your dero gram will make her victim squirm.
	HELGA THE UNHAPPY HOOKER GRAM Helga is a German girl very much like Atilla The Hun, she is very unhappy and doesn’t mind saying so. She claims to know the birthday boy well and most of his best mates too! Very funny and quite shocking as Helga puts birthday boy on the spot. Helga, the Unhappy Hooker, is brandishing her trusty whip and chewing on gum she is guaranteed to make her subject squirm.
	TRANNY GRAM Trevor the Tranny is all dressed up with nowhere to go. A woman that is very much a man, Trevor will tell the birthday boy exactly how good he was last night. This is a very embarrassing gram and is the perfect “Don’t get mad get even” gram. With a hairy lip and hairy legs, dressed to kill a Tranny Gram makes the party happen.
	GORILLA GRAM Your Gorilla bounces into the party teaching the subject to do the gorilla dance, how to pick nits, scratch and make a Gorilla of themselves. A Gorilla Gram will make your party 'pop' with fun. Choose either a boy or girl gorilla also available as a pair.
	CHICKEN GRAM The chicken will teach them how to do the Chicken Walk, how to crow, how to scratch and how to labour over laying an egg. Your Chicken Gram will make your special occasion memorable with lots of laughs.
	GRANNY GRAM Granny lets her victim know it's all down hill from here. Little old Granny still in her night gown and slippers is hilarious, wets her pants, her knickers fall down to her ankles, and she may even take her teeth out!
	MARILYN MONROE Marilyn will sing her favourite numbers "Diamonds are a girl's best friend" "My Heart Belongs to Daddy" and "Happy Birthday Mr President". Marilyn plays up to her victim in fun classy way making him feel special.
	SEXY FIREMAN GRAM Your Fireman rushers in to put out the fire with his big "hose". His 'hose' comes as a big spotted fake willy which he enjoys flashing. He has the whole room in stitches, and even the prudish love him. However, we can make any gram suit your occasion.
	PIRATE GRAM The pirate Gram will arrive at your party just a little tipsy; he is a gorgeous young man who is lots of fun. Wanting to know "Where's the Rum?" as he stumbles through his routine he can even be a little flirty, lots of laughs.
	Doctor GRAM The Doctor gram. Well now! Who knows what he might pull out of his doctor bag. Your Doctor will check your pulse and maybe a few other places too if you're lucky.
	BELLYDANCE CLASS PARTY Velvet will give a belly dance session dressing up the girls in traditional coins and show everyone how to shake and shimmy. Teaching everyone to belly dance, moving all sorts of bits that haven't moved before. Great for a hens night or all girl birthday party.

All grams come with a personalised poem

Make your party happen with a Comedygram call COMEDY GRAMS now on
0403868047

Comedy grams are available in the following areas; other areas may be available on request

    Gold Coast                        Also now available in Toowoomba Granite Belt and surrounds
    Tweed Heads area                                             Scenic Rim
    All Areas Brisbane Darling downs and Burnett Area

Personal Profile

Use this form to help us personalize your comedy gram.

Your Comedy Gram Personal Poem

Special Occasion telegram - this time its PERSONAL

Thank You

for helping Comedy Grams make this a really fun, personalised event.

COMEDY GRAMS to Make Your Party POP! Ph: 0403868047

Singing Telegrams, Comedy Grams, Gorilla-Grams and Novelty-Grams

WILD EXOTIC BELLY DANCER

PREGO GRAM

DERO GRAM - Male

DERO GRAM - Female

HELGA THE UNHAPPY HOOKER GRAM

TRANNY GRAM

GORILLA GRAM

CHICKEN GRAM

GRANNY GRAM

MARILYN MONROE

SEXY FIREMAN GRAM

PIRATE GRAM

Doctor GRAM

BELLYDANCE CLASS PARTY

Make your party happen with a Comedygram call COMEDY GRAMS now on 0403868047

Make your party happen with a Comedygram call COMEDY GRAMS now on
0403868047